There is just nothing better than a tender, awkwardly oversexual R&B babymakin' jam. Preferably one with a name that leaves less than zero doubt about the subject matter of the song. And right here I think we have the two winners for the Best Song Name of 2011 award. I don't think ANYTHING will even come close to "Wet The Bed," let alone "Just The Tip."
Seriously. Just when you think Plies can get any more sexually explicit, he comes out with a song that's actually called "Just The Tip." Bravo, Plies. I've loved you since Day 1, and you're only getting better as time goes on. You've never been one to beat around the bush, and it makes for fascinating listening. Just The Tip. Unreal. And Chris Brown makes his first (to my knowledge anyway) foray into the world of not-really-disguised-at-all audio porn with the incredibly, uh, open "Wet The Bed."
And in case you're wondering which one to download, yes, "Wet The Bed" is about 10x better of a song than "Just The Tip." But that's not really the point here.
P.S. How much of a stone-cold lock was it that Ludacris would make an appearance on both of these songs? He's contractually obligated to appear on every song with an embarrassingly specific sexual title, right? In both of these songs, when Luda came on I just went, "Yep, and there's the Ludacris verse, knew that would be coming at some point here." Not even the tiniest bit surprised.
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